hey guys.. something fun yet sadistic and funny (:
Before marriage....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.
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A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Morals of this story:
1.Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2.Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3.And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.
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A crow was sitting on a tree doing nothing all day long.
A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him
"can i also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
the crow answered... "sure why not"
the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested
all of a sudden a fox appeared
jumped on the rabbit and ate him up
moral of the story:
to be sitting and doing nothing, you must be very very high up
(high position)
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A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"how i wish i could get to the top of that tree" complained the turkey
"but i haven't got the energy"
"well why don't you nibble some of my droppings?" replied the bull "they're packed with nutrients"
the turkey pecked at the lump of dung and found that it had given him strength to reach the first branch
the second day after eating more dung he stood at the second branch
&finally after a fortnight he was proudly perched at the top of the tree
soon he was spotted by a farmer,
who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree
moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top; but it won't keep you there
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Study hard and mug hard people
then after exams we shall go and celebrate
WOOHOO
