A very Good evening to you ladies and gentlemen.
You are aboard flight Jesus,
heading towards heaven.
Uh, the journey would be about,
it really depends.
anyway, the weather these days look kinda rough,
so please expect some turbulance.
we would be flying through some really tough times,
and so please remain seated with your seatbelt on and your bible on your hand.
please put all hand luggage and armour in the cabinet on top of you.
if any of you feel tired or weak,
feel free to approach our leaders, or your friends,
they are a very nice bunch.
there will be refreshments every now and then,
e.g. church on sats and sun, daily qt and bible verse.
and even though it is optional we strongly suggest you refresh yourself every
once in a while,
it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
the plane will be taking off shortly,
and we will not allow anyone to jump off this plane after it has taken off,
for we've removed all the parachute.
so if you jump,
im sure you know wad happens.
Please be reminded once again that this is a non-smoking flight,
for we are the temple of God,
we are absoulutely ANTI-SMOKE.
please buckle up,
we will be taking off shortly.
All Glory be to God!
*plane takes off*
Hey ppl! we will pull thru ok? i wan at least 1 person to come on every day to post a short encouragement... or anything ok? SHARE!!!! OH YEAH and please be at peace while the plane is in air...
God Bless!~
James