1) I was out at cold storage and my friend was looking for a gingerbread shape for baking. i said they dun have gingerbread. then this ang moh woman said " gingernuts u should try them its lovely." and me and my friend being nice said " oh ya i tried it its wonderful :) "

2) I was again at the same cold storage, same stupid section when me and my friend were wearing uniforms. then another ang moh woman came up to both of us. Looked at our badges which was acs badges and said, " Excuse me, do you work at cold storage? "

3) I was yet again at cold storage. This time, at another section. There happened to be this " Jello" yoghurt kinda thing. and got alot of different flavours. so at first there was like this vanilla flavour thing. and another one which was vanilla also but it was sugar free. So my friend asked, " what is the difference? " I said, " you see this? the vanilla flavour that is not sugar-free is heavier. The one that is sugar- free is way lighter. How much you wanna bet that the fruit flavour is the heaviest because the sugar is light and strawberry flavour does not contain all the fruits. ( it was a wild guess) " true enough, it was true. later we went to another section of "jellos" then we saw oreo flavour and oreo sugar-free flavour. i said " how much u wanna bet that oreo sugar free is lighter than oreo flavour. true enough, it was. Then later my friend put it back in the opposite direction that did not show the brand name. Then i said " nonono u have to put it back the original way. U need to show off the brand name." then i didn't realize there was an ang moh man behind me listening to all my weight theories. Then i kept quiet then he suddenly look the jello that was the one i said must show off the brand. so was quite funny.

4) While watching "The Ghost Of Girlfriends Past", there was a scene where Uncle Wayne( a character in the show) said to Conner " This is how many condoms you have used" then there was a mother and son directly behind me. The son asked " Mummy, what are condoms? "

5) Still, watching this show, there was a scene that was not so funny but the mother behind me was laughing so retardedly and loudly. And i was like " wth " already. then suddenly when everybody laugh finish there was this other woman from some corner behind who burst out laughing like an evil witch. so the entire cinema laughed again. Not cause of the scene but the laughter.

6) Ok this one is really funny. I went out with my friends to a coffeeshop. I ordered Hor Fun. Then later i was day dreaming then the drink uncle came to ask my friend do u want any drinks my friend said no. then he looked in my direction and asked if I wanted any drinks. But i thought he was talking to the man behind me. then i folded my arms stoning there. Then my friend after 20 secs said " OI he is talking to you." i was like " huh?" then my friend said " What drinks do you want? do you want water? ". I said " Huh? water hor fun? " -.--.- ya i was seriously stoning k so ya cant blame me T.T.

7) Ok today i left my friend's house at 10. i would normally reach home at 11. I was waiting for the bus. and apparently my friend was laughing at me because i said smth funny but he wouldnt tell me. so i was like thinking of what i said. then my friend was looking in his bag for his wallet then suddenly the bus 54 passed us. we were like " SHIT SHIT! " ok so not so bad so we waited 15min. then we were super thirsty. so i said " eh wanna go mrt? go 7-11. Hopefully there is one. " so we went then i said " If we cross the overhead bridge and see 54 im gonna slap myself " True enough just as we crossed over, a 54 came -.- then we said nvm at least we get our drink. Then we went mrt no stupid 7-11 -.-. and we missed a train!!! Missed two buses and one train. so reached home at 12 instead.

will post the others another time